Mixed vegetables VERSUS Mushrooms

11954239761336971637Machovka_Shoes.svg.medAs a pedantic, mushroom-hating former scientist, it drives me crazy when some restaurant has a “mixed vegetables”dish that contains mushrooms.

This is like referring to group of “motor vehicles” and meaning it to contain some cars and running shoes.  SHOES ! ! !
Not only are they not motorized, they’re not a vehicle!

Mushrooms are not only not a vegetable, they’re not even a member of the same life kingdom (plants vs. fungi, for anyone with a base understanding of biology).  They’re no more a plant than is a bacteria or an insect.   The only similarity between vegetables and mushrooms is that they’re both [theoretically] edible, like how motor vehicles and running shoes are both [loosely] enablers of transportation.

1245694918919710129johnny_automatic_mushrooms_1.svg.hi

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *