National Public/Private Radio

Dear NPR (National “Public” Radio),

I used to enjoy our long walks on the beach, intimate conversation between us, with only a brief mention of the sponsor at the top of each hour, but lately things have changed.  The sponsor mentions have gotten longer and more numerous.  No less than 6 per each half-hour and sometimes in the middle of the program.  Each sponsor mention includes a byline which sounds suspiciously like an advertisement.  Even the website only appears ad-free at first, when delving into a specific story reveals at least one “sponsor panel” (or ad prior to playback).   It seems almost as though there’s someone else always following us around, begging for our attention (and $$).

What’s that you say?   Corporations are people too?  Private is part of Public?  The Supreme Court confirms it?

Oh.   Well, can you at least rename yourself to NP/PR so I don’t get confused?

Thanks ever so much,
The (non-Private) Public

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