law is not your friend

How many laws do you think we have? Think local (your city/town, your county), state and federal. A few hundred thousand maybe? Enough to keep lawyers occupied in intensive study for 3 years in a specialty (not all laws, just laws about corporate finance or intellectual property), and even then, it’s unlikely that they’d know them all. As a regular citizen, it is your responsibility to follow all these laws… but you don’t even know 1/1000th of them!

This is one of the ways our political system is absurd. You can be arrested and jailed or fined for any number of actions that you have no clue are illegal. And it’s not like the laws are all sensible moral things like “don’t kill people”, but many are obscure things like “don’t keep cake in cookie jars” or “no sexual positions besides missionary allowed”, left over from puritanical control-freaks from centuries ago.

I think we all must be lawbreakers by now.  So revel in your outlawery – just don’t be mean.

appreciation for the system

The other day, I was thinking about our political system in the USA and I finally figured out a way to appreciate it. I abhor the whole democrat vs. republican faux-rivalry and I especially hate the vacuous “vote for change” campaigns, but now I realize that “change” is what makes it all tolerable. However bad it might get and however equally bad the new power might be, they’re continually forced to change tactics as people get wise to their old ways of rigging the system. So, yes, please do vote for change. Vote for no change, I don’t care, just keep this continually changing government afloat.

beloved flag

Robert E. Lee quote

The other day, my CEO (who sends a “thought” every day), sends this quote out to the company:

“Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less.” -Robert E. Lee

This is funny in so many ways. First off, the quote is inherently funny because it’s a quote about duty from a rebel general who was a pivotal part of a civil war (well, you see, there’s duty to your original country and duty towards your new spin-off country – oh, give me a break Bobby, you can’t even define duty so you shouldn’t be making up quotes for it). Secondly, it’s funny contextually because Mr. Duty was leading a revolt primarily about the right to keep dark-skinned people as slaves and, while not of African descent, our CEO (the quote-sender) is himself dark-skinned (Indian). I don’t think he’d even pass the paper bag test. And of course, there’s the standard corporate ridiculousness of comparing business to war. I’m sorry, but gaining or losing money (or jobs) is just not the same as watching your family get blown to pieces by a landmine or killing hundreds of people with your trusty rifle and maybe gutting a few with a bayonet.

About a month ago, there was another quote about fighting the good fight as a gladiator. Note: gladiators were slaves of a sort – there seems to be some kind of theme with slavery. I’m not feeling especially inspired for some reason.

rebel without a shoe

OK, I admit it – I love shoes. I LOVE shoes. If I had my way, I’d have a walk-in closet with just shoes (floor-to-ceiling). I especially love women’s-style shoes, but also men’s-style shoes. There’s only one problem – I’m a poor little vegan and I don’t wear leather (or snakeskin or other dead/hurt-animal products).

It’s pretty obvious that women’s shoes come in a lot more styles, but even so, there are some pretty great men’s shoes as well, especially in the last decade and especially in a major metropolitan area – but try finding something decent in non-leather! Other than the odd pair of sneakers (ugh), all good-quality men’s shoes are at least partially suede/leather – this is in regular stores, I mean (will get to the online veggie shops later).

Then there are women’s shoes, which have a LOT more options, including many non-leather ones (though of course the majority do contain leather), but what is up with the sizing? I understand that women are generally smaller than men and have smaller feet, but are their feet really THAT much smaller? Take this tidbit: in the USA, a Men’s 10 & 1/2 (regular width) = Women’s 12 (wide width). Aside from the idiocy of using different numbers for the same size (which other countries don’t do), is it really true that a woman with the same LENGTH foot as a man has a NARROWER foot? Maybe it is true, but I am a little skeptical, especially considering how many women I’ve noticed wearing shoes way too small for their feet (my favorite is the “mule cliff-hanger” with the heel sticking 1/2 and inch or more off the back of the shoe – hey, lady! that’s not your size!).

OK, yeah, my feet are pretty big compared to most women (hey, I’m 6’2″ – leave me alone) and a little flat-footed (women’s regular width is not what we’d call flattering on me) and most women’s shoes only go up to size 10 and wide widths are not exactly commonplace. So I can look (even finding non-leather beauties), but not try on. I partially blame all the women stuffing into smaller sizes (if they’d just demand shoes that fit properly (wider/longer), my life would be a little easier (maybe the norm would go up to size 12W instead). [I won’t go into how uncomfortable most women’s shoes are here]

As for alternatives, I’ve been forced into the world of online shoe shopping. Unfortunately, anything really interesting and veg-friendly (non-leather) is usually overseas. That means high costs (shipping + exchange rate) and although the men’s shoes usually fit, when they don’t (such as a pair I got yesterday), it’s a major hassle. Shipping one way costs 16$ to the UK, so even an exchange with full credit will cost an extra $32. And many online places don’t have a good return policy – they want to charge a “restocking fee” which is a percentage of the price (instead of a flat cost as would make more sense). Also, shipping is usually based on price, not size/weight as are the actual shipping costs (which sometimes may work in your favor, but won’t for anything expensive).

Forget large-size women’s style shoes from any vegetarian vendor (they only go up to USA size W10 at best), there’s just not enough demand. The best you can do is usually cheap shoes that happen to be non-leather as a cost-saving measure (sometimes regular styles, sometimes more uncomfortable fetish-styles in environmentally toxic, non-breathable PU or PVC).

All I really want is a few pair of large-size, non-leather, high-quality breathable mary jane’s and maybe a pair of sleek short-heel knee-high boots – is that too much to ask?

My shoes

o mighty blog

A few weeks ago, I received an email from my hosting service saying that WordPress was available for free installation and I could have a blog of my very own (and being just a tiny bit controlling – I liked the thought of being able to moderate everything about it, including the look). When I first went onto my site admin to try it out, it said I needed to install CGI first, so I enlisted the help of my friend Miguel (see his blog link on my blogroll). When we got together, he helped me create a SQL database (nothing in it, just a placeholder for WordPress to use) and then we tried to install WordPress, creating blog name, user and password and all that, but at the point of install, we got a database initialization error. We tried again, but were unable to figure it out.

I called the helpdesk (yes, my hosting site is nice enough to have live people you can talk to), but the person on the phone, nice but not very well informed, had to escalate my issue to Tier 2 (their more “technical” people). Tier 2 so-and-so emailed me later unapologetically to say that it was my fault for using “special characters” such as a single quote in the name of the blog (which I had done). So I retried with their workaround (grumbling to myself that they could really stand to institute some error exception handling – I work in software development and it’s pretty standard to be able to handle special characters in any input field) and ran into the same error, but at one step later. I contacted them again by phone and again they told me it needed to be escalated to Tier 2 . A day later, Tier 2 support informed me that there was a problem with some tables in my SQL database and I needed to “drop” them. Well, I hadn’t added any tables – they must’ve been added by WordPress, even though it failed to initialize (grr). I dropped them, added a new name and was finally able to get WordPress installed. The only problem was that I couldn’t install my own theme or edit any CSS because I didn’t have permission (via FTP) to my new blog folder! I sent Tier 2 an email suggesting that they should give me permissions to my own file folder and by the way it would be nice if they put in some error exception handling (if not on the backend, at least in the UI to explain to users the issue). They never responded to that, but the next day, I had permission to edit my folder and was able to install a nice theme (Ice 1.0) and here I am!

As you can imagine, I wasn’t thrilled with the service, but they did get me through the problems and I do appreciate the free WordPress hosting and of course I love absurdity (after the frustration of it wears off, anyhow). 🙂